These f*cking morons decide that it's a good idea to ignore a f*cking on-site alarm for all of the Easter weekend, I hope you die because what you did is unacceptable. Jesus died because your f*cking alarm can be heard for more than 3km in EVERY DIRECTION. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no f*cking joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are f*cked and you are f*cking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your f*cking soul.