Caller: cold caller

Wanted to update our website. Apparently we are not getting enough business. I asked him how bad his business must be if he needs to cold call to get business. He did not appreciate that. So I hung up on him

Caller: Global business mumbo jumbo

Cold called me to let me know that my business is not doing well in Google search. They can put my business on the top of Google search just got to pay them lots of money and they don't do anything