No dad gum way man, he's just some dirty old man hanging around with sex toys, you can come on down to my place if you're interested.
Yeah man, I tell you what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man. I gotta do what I dang-ol' gotta do, man.

This guy calls me claiming to be "The Great Cornhollio" and says he needs tp for his bunghole. I tell you punks these days have no respect anymore, no respect.

Hi, I have this phone number now and would like the information changed please. I keep getting calls about a home handy man business and that's not me. It's getting beyond a joke now. Your assistance in rectifying this in a speedy and professional manner would be greatly appreciated.

this guy called me as a wrong number but we started chatting and turns out he is a top bloke. caught up down the pub for some beers. was a good night, he's funny as hell! answer his call, it's totally worth it.