Hey, I AM comedian Karl Chandler but no I do NOT sell said goods. And I would appreciate it, if you would leave me alone and respect my privacy. I am trying to just record an entertaining podcast every week with my friend Tommy Dassalo, and I don't need this sort of sh*t in my life. However, McDonalds if you are reading this, please call me.

Caller: Lddc for children pty ltd

After a few missed calls I answered out of sheer frustration, it was some old bloke (sounded like he was from QLD) trying to convince me to invest in his new start-up. He claimed that his business was helping young homeless children in Thailand procure legitimate employment in growing industries. Something smelled wrong so I made a few calls, turns out he's under investigation by the AFP and Thai police for employing minors in his adult cabaret performances out of a bar in Ko Samui.

Please do not be persuaded by this individual, I hate to think what would happen to unsuspecting donors who gave money to this company. You do not want to become enmeshed in the ensuing lawsuit.

Caller: Karl

Can you call me back, please?

Great talker, sold me 6 tubes of hemeriod cream and a great oz of buds. The buds were a bit overpriced, but the quality was there and he said he had to give his best friend a cut, I'm assuming this is a work from home call centre as I could hear sunrise on the TV in the background. Asked if I would plug his buds and something called the little dum dum club podcast. It's goes great with the buds :p

Selling Yalla Chocolate Mousse only. Doesn't have any hummus. Calls every week and talks for over an hour.

Caller: Karl

Karl (I assume) called with a nasally sounding woman on the other line. Kept trying to tell a story about something that happened on a trip to Bali or somewhere. I was so confused. Also kept saying "I'm not sure if I've mentioned this here before, but..". Mate I have no idea who you are!!!?

What a c*nt

I think he pocket dialled me, all i could hear him saying was "over here Crunchie.. here Crunch Crunch.." Then when he realised he pocket dialled me, he told me to "fu*k up c*nt" and hung up! Very rude, do not answer a call from this man.

The caller was some old guy rambling about a podcast. Obscene language was used before I hung up on him.

This response was not helpful.

ablooooooooooooooo

This guy pretends to be world famous comedian Charlie Chuckles but is in fact a telemarketer for hemmeroid cream. Stay away.

I just got a call from this so called Karl Chandler. He offered to sell me human growth hormone! He said that if you're a midget, it will help you play maxi golf. I was insulted and hung up. Block this number from your phone!

Caller: Possibly Karl

Will says hi.

Caller: Karl

Can I borrow 20 bucks?

Caller: Thai investor

Do not answer this number. I answered a call from this number from some prick called Karl, and yes the c*nt spells it with a K, he wanted me to invest in his 'company' based in Thailand. Bullsh*t, I did some digging, his business has no fixed address but is affiliated with an underaged ladyboy bar in Phuket.

In short tell the didckhead to f*ck off, you don't want to get caught up in his shady sh*t. I reported him to the Australian Federal Police.

The cream I purchased from this man worked very well

f*ck off retard

For some reason wants me to watch channel 31 and see his live show, Think his name was Krintle Chundreu

a very nice young man