Shut yer mouth dirty dog it's a sh*t f*cking phone

f*cking cockhead said he would purchase a phone and I said I would travel out of my way by 2 hours to help the guy out because he whinged that he needed a phone today. If I had not confirmed with him that he was still going to buy it, he wouldn't have told me that he had already bought a phone, i would have just gone. a**hole