text message 'if you are unhappy with your intimate life but would like to keep your boyfriend or husband, I can help satisfy your intimate desires - free of cost, as per your convenience and at a mutually agreed place. There is no better feeling than having a warm, thick 6 inches of pure pleasure. Discreet, NSA, Short-term and long-term... SMS me. Location - Sydney CBD"
Not even joking that seriously came through to the work phone