This guy is huge champion, possibly the most handsome and well endowed bloke to walk the face of the planet. If you've ever had the opportunity to meet this guy, you've lived a good life. It was long thought throughout the years that he was in fact a myth. These stories were in fact incorrect, he exists. I was fortunate to be in the same postcode as him one afternoon. That evening I found twenty dollars on the side of the road as well as the keys to a Lamborghini Gallardo with a keychain which had my name engraved on it. Since that time, i have performed 3 open heart surgery's and also brought back to live 8 extinct species of mammal.