Caller: Jack the Ripper

A pest selling something for the Police, & when I said no he then asked me to run an advert on his gay/Lesbian Website, he also wanted me to buy a jock strap & Lube, I told him I wasn't interested... so to you Mr Jones Shame Shame bloody Shame!!!!!!

What a shame you couldn't make rescue media work , you were such a tight prick , who didn't want to pay 💰 for an experienced admin girl that knew what she was doing , you gave me your word that you wouldn't leave so I planned my life around Your Word , which means sweet f all , you gutless wonder , it's all about you , you may have $$ but your weak as piss & will never be happy , all your philosophies about life etc are all crap , I'm sure you don't even believe half the crap you come up with , anyways I'm in the mix of getting my hands on a brand new lead source/system & I can't wait to shove it rite up ya!!!

Hi Jack its your best mate Billy. I am going on a holiday for 6 months and I really want you to get rid of all those cancos and outstanding art work of mine so I can start clean when I come back. I will even give you my brand new Mercedes to pay them all off. Please come and visit me inside. Cheers Mate.

Hi Jack, just want to let you know that your out of your office on Monday. Its all mine. It is way too big for both of us. I am running the show now and that goes for you old mate in there as well. Hope your not offended. Cheers mate.