Caller: NFI

As usual, ring around lunchtime from an unidentified number and because I refuse to answer, the rude ignorant grub doesn’t bother to demonstrate that they possess common decency by leaving a message. No message in my book means low life, scum sucking, bottom of the harbour dwelling grub (and those descriptive term are me being nice.

A scum sucking guy with an Indian accent told me he was from Commonwealth Bank, asking me to do a survey.

I have a new number which no one knows, this number called it, as I know no one should be calling it I didn't answer, only rang for 4 rings then hung up. Gotta be scammer hunting

pretending to be from telstra telling me there was an issue with my ip address, that has been compromised and they would fix it . im not even with telstra

Caller: Female caller

When I answered the call there was quite a long delay, then a woman with an Indian accent (who said her name was Rosanna) told me that she was from NBN and was checking on my phone line. I told her that I wasn't having any problems and that I believed her call to be a scam. She replied that it was not a scam, then I told her that I get calls like this all the time and she hung up.

Caller: Apparently Amazon Prime Services

Robocall saying it is "Amazon Prime Services" and my account will be charged $99 - stay on the line if want to cancel.