They had my name and said they were a consumer survey group and wanted to know about my washing machine. When they asked my age I hung up - should have done so earlier when they would not tell me who they were.

The old scam about having an insecure internet connection and wanting to help me transfer everything over to a secure one.

I just sat down to watch Eddie on the Telly when these buggers rang and wouldn't leave a message. I'm not going to answer the phone when Eddie is on the Telly!